Chairman Pawlowski’s $ 220.0 Million Dollar Palace Of Sport NIZ Cheerleaders Shamelessly Play The Race Card
“THEY WANT THE HOLE” … by Jon Geeting
“There’s a certain class of middle-aged white guy who doesn’t care about the massive practical consequences real people would suffer if the Lehigh Valley’s biggest city gets stuck with a giant hole because it’s about Teh Principle! (spelling error copied correctly, please refer to original source cited below)
How dare they take 10 cents a year from me to help those brown people.
Adirondack Phantoms goaltender MICHAEL LEIGHTON (49) pauses to listen to the arguments being presented as the unconstitutionality of the notorious NIZ Legislation and widely-unpopular EIT tax theft is passionately debated at length during a break in the action at an alphabet-filled American Hockey League game earlier this past 2011/12 season.
(AP) East Berlin
Several high-ranking officials inside the Kremlin in Moscow have confirmed that heroic Chairman Pawlowski is, indeed, furious about the massive hole in his metropolis downtown. But all is not lost just yet as several rumors continue to circulate that the feared NIZ Cheerleader Warriors have been equipped with the standard Democrat Party playbook — including all the traditonal, powerful weapons — and have been strategically sent on their way. According to one highly-reliable but very sensitive intelligence scource, scapegoats are wanted and will be found for the public executions that are allegedly to be held in the People’s Democratic City With No (Spending?) Limits this summer.
It is thought that calculated shootings in public will both eliminate all isolated, underground dissent as well as simultaneously boost the sagging morale of the $ 220.0 million dollar Palace of Sport’s proponents as they patiently wait until the appropriate funding can somehow be found so as to allow transformative construction to finally resume progress again in earnest.
ERICH MIELKE reporting